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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary

(I’m linking up because this is an example of how We Are THAT Family … you know the ones!)
Maybe it’s because she’s two.
Maybe it’s because she’s a ham.
Maybe it’s because we should have named her Mary instead of Megan!
Here’s a recent conversation I had with her.
Meg: Mama, I’m still hungry.
Mama: Let’s go potty and have [...]

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Overheard …

I was sitting outside just a minute ago and two middle school boys were riding their bikes across the street. This is what I heard -
“I’m going to my other … my girlfriend’s house.”
“Who is it?” (disbelieving)
“I’m not saying because everyone will laugh.”
“Yeah right.”
“No really, they will.”

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Well, actually, the phrase “toddler logic” is probably an oxymoron. But here’s what Megan told me after she sat on the toilet and kind of slipped backward …
I was not fallin’ into da potty, I was just slippin’ into da potty and den I was fallin’ into da potty and den I climbed out of da [...]

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… so she doesn’t have to sleep on a kitchen chair!

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Laugh lines …

Kate’s been full of good ones today:
“Mama, all the people in our family are white. But we’re all different sizes.”
I have no idea where THAT came from!
“Meg found a way to hang on [to the hotwheel]. She makes a wonderful roof.”

They’ve been working on that one for a couple of days.
And here’s a couple more [...]

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Join in on the Not Me! Monday fun by MckMama at My Charming Kids where we are brutally honest about our imperfections and live to tell about it. (Or feel free to just laugh and pretend I am the only one who has this ridiculous stuff in my life!)
I did not dip my brussel sprouts in [...]

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I keep a hand towel hanging on the stove in the kitchen. Usually it is navy blue with white stripes. I use it every time I need to dry my hands, the table or the counter. Or wipe up a spill. So seventy-three times a day.
Today was no different in how often I needed my hand [...]

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I drove to Lincoln today to take Daniel to the doctor, but that’s a long story for another day.
I attracted cops like some kind of criminal, though. I don’t know what it was. I wasn’t speeding. Or … what else can you get pulled over for, anyway? Oh, I had the proper tags on my [...]

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My mom always says, “If you’re gonna go, go big.” *
So I did. I cut my hair. Which has been long for a few years. It was NOT easy to find a ”before” picture for two reasons: 1) No one takes pictures of me. 2) If they do, my long hair is always in a pony tail. [...]

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Grease monkey meets baby bottle.

My little brother called me the other day with a story.
He was working on his motorcycle and needed to change the oil and measure how much came out and went in. Since he didn’t have a measuring cup with ounces (or probably one at all!) he and his girlfriend took a trip to Target.
But the [...]

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